January 2011
OMG
Your tooooooo fuckin cute.
My smile always gets bigger when were talking. Seriously my cheeks hurt!
Your so amazing!!!!!!!! Where have you been my whole life? You seriously make my day fly by just by talking to me. I haven’t been this happy for awhile. I almost forgot what it felt like.
:)
December 2010
I wear a condom over my heart so I don't catch...
Ever since me & you have been talking, all I've...
This girl
MY FUCKING GOD! I love texting you from the moment I open my eyes to the moments before I close them. You are so incredible! I wish I could hold you close an protect you from this cruel world. You make me so damn happy and you are seriously the cutest girl ever. I hope you read this, I really do because you need to know how much you’ve grown on me in just a few days. You make my boring days...
“DRD4” - The SLUT Gene. Modern day science has... →
sarahsyed-deactivated20120427 asked: I didn't mean it in a bitchy way, I knew it was gonna come off sounding rude. Haha D;
I meant like.. I think I know how to pronounce it, after you told me.
... Does that even make sense or..
I meant like.. I think I know how to pronounce it, after you told me.
... Does that even make sense or..
sarahsyed-deactivated20120427 asked: I didn't mean it in a bitchy way, I knew it was gonna come off sounding rude. Haha D;
I meant like.. I think I know how to pronounce it, after you told me.
... Does that even make sense or..
I meant like.. I think I know how to pronounce it, after you told me.
... Does that even make sense or..
Girlfriends are like the flu, a couple days in...
ayoneimann asked: got em on ebay haha
dont worry they're legit as possible
i dont rock fakes :)
if you need help finding real ones on ebay
ill help you bro :)
dont worry they're legit as possible
i dont rock fakes :)
if you need help finding real ones on ebay
ill help you bro :)
ayoneimann asked: got em on ebay haha
dont worry they're legit as possible
i dont rock fakes :)
if you need help finding real ones on ebay
ill help you bro :)
dont worry they're legit as possible
i dont rock fakes :)
if you need help finding real ones on ebay
ill help you bro :)
Today, the world is full of butterflies and...
Jealous, bitches???
Anonymous asked: love your blog and your personality, so funny~!:)
Word of the day
FUDDLE - (verb) Fuck & cuddle. Language of origin: my thoughts.
Sentence: tonight is a great night to fuddle:
I love you.
This girls got me under her spell & I like it.
Were both fooling around like little kids but I love it. No fights, at all. This is my first non-real relationship yet it feels so real.
Life is good. Be jealous bitches.
We live in a world
in which lemon juice is made of artificial flavors and dish washing soap from real lemons.
What kinda shit is that?
Anonymous asked: love your blog and your personality, so funny~!:)
I hate judgmental bitches.
Bitch: you think your all that just cuz you can strut that Gucci wallet and pay for things that you don’t even care for.
Me: ….
Bitch: Fuck you, you really are an asshole.
(I lose my cool)
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM AN ASS HOLE, I KNOW IT! You know what though your a fuckin pompus fuck. Like seriously just cuz I told you, you’re beautiful and paid for our dates and shit...
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WatchA Gay couple living in New York, New York got letters from about 450 kids. All of these letters were addressed to Santa Claus. This really touched me. I mean its amazing that 2 random people can make a huge difference in the lives of children and make them believe. People say humanity is dead. I say bull shit. I hate how people talk so much shit about homosexuals, if this were a straight couple...
When you don't reply to a text message, and they...
it means..
whodaat-deactivated20111106-dea asked: thanks for posting this ;
5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam 7 Muslims
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5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam 7 Muslims
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whodaat-deactivated20111106-dea asked: thanks for posting this ;
5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam 7 Muslims
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5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam 7 Muslims
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